Sales is bullshit, but this book isn't

The most honest sales book you'll ever read

Tired of sales advice that sounds like it was written by someone who’s never sold a thing?

Exhausted from scrolling through Instagram "gurus" who promise you 10k in a week if you just "manifest" hard enough?

Yeah, me too. That’s why I wrote this book, to save you from the bullshit and show you how sales works.

This book is for the doers, the ones who are ready to stop guessing and start closing. No fake promises. Just real sales skills that work.

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A no-bs sales guide packed with real strategies.

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Tasks and exercises you can implement immediately.

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25 years of sales expertise in your hands.

What makes this ebook different?

  1. It’s written by someone who’s been there (me 😉)

    25 years. Multiple industries. Countless deals. This isn’t theory, it’s what works.

  2. It’s Actionable

    Each chapter has tasks and exercises you can implement immediately.

  3. It’s Entertaining

    Let’s face it, sales can be boring. But not here. This book is packed with sarcasm, humour, and zero corporate buzzwords.

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Who is this for?

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Solopreneurs and small business owners

You’ve got the passion but need the skills to close the deals.

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Freelancers and Creatives

Turn your talent into steady income with strategies that don’t feel sleazy.

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Anyone sick of BS sales advice

If you’re done wasting time on "secret formulas" and fake hacks, this is for you.

Here's what you'll get

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Clarity that cuts through the BS

Know exactly who your customers are, what they need, and how to sell to them without wasting time or energy.

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Confidence to sell without feeling sleazy

Learn how to sell in a way that feels natural, authentic, and unapologetically YOU.

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Revenue that sticks

Learn about the different recurring income streams so you’re not stuck in the exhausting "find a new client every month" cycle.

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Customer filters

Spot the red flags before they become your problem. Bad clients? Not in your inbox.

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Sales that convert, not just look pretty

Every action you take will have a measurable payoff. No wasted moves here.

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Access to 25 Years of experience

Learn from my mistakes, wins, and "WTF was I thinking" moments, so you don’t have to make them yourself.

At €25, it’s cheaper than what you probably spent on coffee this week. It’s simple, straightforward, and easy to understand, even if you don’t think you’re a "salesperson." Most importantly, it saves you time, money, and the headache of figuring out everything through trial and error.

Still wondering if it's for you?

Q: What if I'm bad at sales?

A: Perfect. This book was written for people who think they suck at sales. You’ll learn how to sell in a way that feels natural and doable.

Q: Will this work if i'm new to business?

A: Absolutely. These tips are beginner-friendly and designed to grow with you.

Q: Isn't is just another e-book with empty promises?

A: Nope. This is straight talk, actionable advice, and zero BS. Every chapter is designed to help you get results.

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Ready to start learning real sales skills?

For €25 you'll get:

  • A no-nonsense sales guide packed with real advice and tips.

  • Exercises you can work on today.

  • 25 years of sales expertise in your hands.

  • Over 100 pages simplifying sales.